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That awkward moment when your parents tell you to stay in the line when you’re shopping, and when you’re almost near the cashier, they’re not even back yet.
Shopping improves your self-esteem and opens your mind to other choices and points of view.
Can you bleed for a whole week and survive?Can you squeeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?Can you carry 10 shopping bags?Boys are strongerthan girls?PLZ!
Online dating is like shopping for a car online… show me the carfax!! I wanna see the history!
My motto in life, “Shopping is cheaper than a Psychiatrist!”
Dear Bra companies, If I’m shopping for a 34D do you really think I need “Extreme Plunge Max Lift” padding?! Sincerely, Just looking .
Shopping at the dollar store: Making you feel rich and poor all at the same time.
You haven’t felt pain unless you’ve gotten a shopping cart’s wheel hit at the back of your heal.
Admit it, we all feel cool when we walk around the mall with tons of shopping bags in our arms.
Meeting men at bars is like window shopping. You’re looking at fancy clothes on a bunch of dummies.
Twenty nine percent of women spend more time shopping for shoes than they do looking for a life long mate.
*Shopping online*…Me: “Oh cool! And it’s only $5! “*$15 shipping”…”What the f*ck!?”
Dear fridge, I’ll be back in half an hour. Please go shopping. Sincerely, hungry.
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It’s a good thing the gas station is open today…… I still have time to do my Christmas shopping.
If a girl is shopping she’s trendy, if boy is shopping he’s wasting money.
Going shopping with money and nothing to find; Going shopping without money
Shopping is so fun I could do it all year.
I wanna go shopping.
I wish I could have unlimited money for shopping.
I’ve been shopping for years and I still have nothing to wear.
Shopping at the Dollar Tree makes me feel rich and poor at the same time.
Short Shopping Quotes and Sayings
RT if you’re going Black Friday shopping!!
Life really is all down-hill once you get to big too ride in the shopping cart anymore isnt it??
I love doing last minute Christmas shopping!
“I have enough clothes and shoes I never need to go shopping again…” – Said by no girl ever.
Dear fridge, I’ll be back soon. Please go shopping. Sincerely, hungry
For those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word shopping.
How do homeless people always seem to get the shopping cart that has all four good wheels?
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Money doesn’t bring happiness, but shopping does 🙂
*Shopping online: “Ohhh niiicceeee and It’s only $5!…..*Shipping: $100. “WTF!?”
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
Go shopping. There is nothing that makes a woman feel better about herself than buying a new wardrobe.
I know it’s only September but there are less than 100 shopping days left til Christmas..
Short Status, Quotes Collection 2016